Poems and Poetry

There’s Nothing Sexy about Scotch Tape | A Poem by G.S. Katz

It provides a function
Been around for ages
Gotten better over time
The matte finish less sticky than
ever before

Despite the chemical smell
it’s a tried and true product
From Scotland I presume
Though that could be a misnomer

Like buying it in bulk
At the big box store
48 rolls
Won’t buy it again for 10 years

Not sexy
No way
Functional to the max
That’s kinda Hot

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